I have a unique set of skills that can somehow turn any situation into an awkward one.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via idkhumor)

socotic:

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suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(Source: suspend, via cravings)

couple-platonic:

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fruitgod:

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